Today as I walked into Walmart, I saw this: Listerine Zero, and not seeing the “Zero Alcohol” on the top, I thought, “listerine ZERO? Like, Coke Zero as in zero calories? Are people DRINKING listerine here??” Crazy. But rest assured, now we can all wash our mouths without having to worry about accidently swallowing 21.6% alcohol. Not fun, folks.
