Today as I walked into Walmart, I saw this: Listerine Zero, and not seeing the “Zero Alcohol” on the top, I thought, “listerine ZERO? Like, Coke Zero as in zero calories? Are people DRINKING listerine here??” Crazy. But rest assured, now we can all wash our mouths without having to worry about accidently swallowing 21.6% alcohol. Not fun, folks.
3 comments:
This sounds like my kind of mouthwash. I just don't like my experiences in dental hygiene to be "intense."
I'm not sure about this Listerine Zero stuff. For me, part of the Listerine experience is the pain that I endure for thirty seconds. It is a physical manifestation to me that all bacterial, viral, and fungal life present in my mouth is being eradicated.
But it is also something of a personal challenge. After using Listerine, I can say to myself that I endured thirty seconds of pain. My watering eyes and overactive salivary glands are evidence to me that I AM STRONG!!!
Listerine without the pain? Not in my mouth.
I'm gonna have to agree with Ben on this one. I like to know my mouthwash is working. Of course I'm a wuss so I water it down some :)
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